Our Company:

Crude&Clever is a Veteran owned business that started as a hobby/passion in St. Louis MO. In current times, prepping is important. When most people think of preppers, they think of underground bunkers or basements stockpiled with supplies. They might even think preppers are a little kooky....some are. But most are just aware that shit happens and it’s better to be prepared than caught with your pants down completely out of toilet paper. Crude&Clever knows that not everyone is going to be an extreme prepper but, we realize there’s a need for people to prepare subtly. Crude&Clever combines home décor with prepping. We specialize in making items that have multiple uses or that are made out of materials that can be broken down and used in emergency situations such as natural disasters, pandemics, alien invasions, riots, and even doomsday. We also realize that not everyone has storage areas that can hold prepping items or materials. We offer functional household items that can also serve a purpose in emergency situations. The main materials we use are wood, rope, chains, jars, and metals. All of these materials have their place when prepping. So, why not prep? 

Our Mission:

Our mission at Crude&Clever is to help individuals and families prepare for whatever Earth has to throw at them. We think it’s important for you to prepare and we are prepared to help with that.